"Hello from ______________ Talent. We 
recieved your submission 
by mail and would like to schedule an audition. 
We are scheduling 
auditions for next week by EMAIL ONLY. Email us 
your email address at:

(________@______.__ )

Your email must be received by Thursday, July 6th 
at 4pm or your name will 
be removed from the list.

DO NOT CALL CASTING NEWTWORKS ABOUT THIS NOTICE.

DO NOT CALL OUR BUSY OFFICE WITH QUESTIONS AND 
CONCERNS.

FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS AND YOU WILL BE 
CONTACTED TO SET UP AN 
AUDITION.

Thank you,
Ondrea _____
HISYC "

Want to know my favorite part? That would be the part where they e-mailed me to tell me to e-mail them with my e-mail address.
Someone should politely call them on the phone at their busy office and ask them what their phone number is.

This is just one example of how businesses that work with actors HATE actors. So when an actor gets above these guys in the food
chain, it is only nature which demands him to eat them. At this point the actor has become a werewolf; a werewolf who knows karate', thanks to
the extensive training for that movie in Mexico which paid him in burritos.
So, whether I make a living or get any public recognition for this job, the next time you see me, you better wear a garlic necklace.